January 2011
11 posts
NEW YEARS
*sigh* 2010… where did you go? I feel like i hardly knew you. Did you not want to be my friend? was it something i did? can i change? Please dont go. i am so lonley. you were all i had. you were the only one. you complete me. you had me at 2. you had me all along. maybe i didnt appreciate you enough. was i not a good listener? should i have been more attentive to your needs? what...
December 2010
9 posts
“I feel like we are growing older. I feel like we are going to die.”
– Carles
EGO IS ONE "G" AWAY FROM BEING DELICIOUS.
So I did my Monthly Googling of my name today. And I was very excited to find that the entire page was full of actual things that i had done. I mean granted some of them were meaningless things like me following someone on twitter, but hey, at least it gives me the illusion of having relevance on the interwebs.
[swear the rest of the page was full of my name]
so i was feeling pretty good about...
TOAST!
So last night i went on a date with Emma Watson. Actually that is a lie. Last night i had a dream that i went on a date with Emma Watson. You know what, that was a lie as well… what really happened last night was i made toast, and while eating it i started to wonder if Emma Watson liked toast. I googled that shit, and it turns out it is one of her favorite foods. well well well…
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DICKS (SPORTING GOODS)
Went to dicks sporting goods today.
bought some sporting goods.
then I felt like i was 10 years old when the cashier caught me laughing at her asking if i had a dicks reward card.
justify my thug (and conflicting feelings)
Holy moly.
did you know the girl from modern family was 20 years old?? what the eff?
this is a weight off my shoulders. totally thought i was attracted to a fourteen year old girl. REALLYYYYYYY glad i can justify those feelings.